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dick – Verb (third-person singular simple present dicks, present participle dicking, simple past and past participle dicked)

• To mistreat or take advantage of [somebody]. Dude, don’t let them dick you like that!

• To waste time, to goof off.  Quit dicking around and get to work!

Taken on the Metro North, swiped from my friend’s Facebook.  Thanks Fallon!